{"id":1055,"date":"2016-10-22T18:30:39","date_gmt":"2016-10-22T17:30:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2017-03-17T16:08:10","modified_gmt":"2017-03-17T15:08:10","slug":"anaphorismen-und-anakloeten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/anaphorismen-und-anakloeten\/","title":{"rendered":"Anaphorismen und Anakl\u00f6ten"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was am Ende des Tages liegen blieb.<!--more--><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Alt ist, wer \u00fcber die Jugend von heute meckert.<\/li>\n<li>Die Jugend von heute ist super.<\/li>\n<li>Rhetorische Figur? Theoretische Figur? Erotische Figur? Hauptsage sexy.<\/li>\n<li>Butsch mir den Ruckel runter.<\/li>\n<li>Jenseits von Gut und diesseits von B\u00f6se.<\/li>\n<li>Ick habe dir so lieb, ick w\u00fcrde dich ohne Bedenken meine lockere Schraube schenken.<\/li>\n<li>Kompetenzen: K\u00f6nnen ohne Werte.<\/li>\n<li>Hom\u00f6opathie ist eine eingebildete Therapie f\u00fcr eingebildete Krankheiten.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/smileys.jpg\" alt=\"smileys\" width=\"600\" height=\"420\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1057\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/smileys.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/smileys-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/smileys-200x140.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was am Ende des Tages liegen blieb.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1057,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,54],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-allgemein","category-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1278,"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions\/1278"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.moutard.de\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}